When did the death clock say you were going to die Ed?
Yodasan2
Reaper: I'm already dead, which is why I can predict the demise of others
am i realy going to die :(
Alison
Reaper: unless you know something we don't... yes
this website is fu**ing good. o yes babby.
Shirley
Reaper: thats one satisfied customer at least
Does lots of masterb***** shorten or extend my life expectency?? That should probably be one of the factors on the calculator
Jason
Reaper: your product development idea has been noted
This website is AWESOME!!!! But also kind of depressing.....Thanks for the entertainment!
James
This site is fun. People are dumb for getting upset. It may not be 100% on track but its for fun. Come on people lighten up. This site is fun.
Katie
Reaper: Couldn't have said it better myself
im already inmortal, so its really entertainment your web site, for me of course.
Ese
Reaper: or so your think...
It says I am going to die at 79. I do not believe that. I'm a nonsmoker. I am 4ft 11in, 80lbs and 16 years old. I am NOT anerxic. I do eat a lot, I just happen to work out more. I'm in great shape and I believe I'm going to die older than that because i'm not like every other fat American who has love handles and likes to eat at McDonalds. *Shudders* Gross...
Cynthia
Reaper: OMG like whatever
how am i going to die??
Nicole
Reaper: browsing the internet on trying to predict when you will die
can u predict pets deaths and can u predict when i get pie!
Joe
Reaper: as soon as you get up of your big f** a**
wat in dah world.. i die wen god tells mi its my turn..
Myndi
Reaper: Let us know what he says
I want to know how i am going to die. Also i want to know how you know when i am going to die!!!!
Stacey
Reaper: We just know....
I love this web site it is really entertaining. thanks!
Roxanne
Reaper: No problem, glad to help
I think your death clock is a peice of c***, you have no evidence of when people are going to die, Theres not nearly enough question for the right answer.
Sean
Reaper: Ok, I admit it, the internet doesn't actually know when you will die!
Hey death clock guys, new to the site, just thought i will let u know im gonna live till im 74, woohoo! Oh im woohooing cause i like to get drunk most nights! Thanks an keep up the good work! Kev, age 18 from liverpool.
Kevin
Reaper: ....Congratulations!
You should a pregnancy calculator to see when you will get pregnant!
Izzy
Reaper: I think most people can work that one out themselves!
Can you make me immortal? I don't want to die!!
Danny
Reaper: Sorry, no...
Hey! This death calculator is totally accurate, I tested my Great-Uncle's Birthdate. (He was ill) I have to admit I wasnt going to believe he only had a few months, but he died only 2 days different from the calculation. FREAKY!
Jet McLeod
Thanks for the heads up for when im going to die but i still would want to know how im going to die. That would be awesome if you could predict that.
Nate Dogg
Reaper: We're working on it...
These are not from real people...they are from the publisher of this website.
Adam
Reaper: Point proven!
You have no say in when i die. God does. thats wut i thought.
Ben
Reaper: What if this website did have a say in when you die...
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