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Makes me pretty anxious
Iwan, Spain, Age: 28, test taken 13th May 2012


I should be dead, by the calulations
Jabron, US, Age: 92, test taken 13th May 2012


And my pension age is 67 . What a rip off
Gary, UK, Age: 48, test taken 10th May 2012


2025 is too far away. I'm not going to wait that long.. So your calculations are wrong.
Kaz , Australia, Age: 45, test taken 10th May 2012


wawo i cant belive i live 70 years
Asma, Pakistan, Age: 22, test taken 9th May 2012


aaaaaaaahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!
Kyle S, Iraq, Age: 7, test taken 9th May 2012


I cant believe this
Ashley MS, US, Age: 15, test taken 8th May 2012


Thanks for the information..
Padip, India, Age: 53, test taken 8th May 2012


93 years, 3 months, and 15 days? O-O I'm going to outlive my late grandma....
Megami, US, Age: 18, test taken 5th May 2012


you wrong. I dont die.
God, Canada, Age: 15, test taken 3rd May 2012


Well I would love to live longer than 81 yrs, 9 mos and 18 days, but I'll take it!! I believe in the Lord coming to rapture us before that date though, so it's all good!!
Tina F-D, US, Age: 46, test taken 3rd May 2012


Because of this, I decided I won't drink anymore. Taking out my one drink a month gives me 4 more years added to my life.
Thomas, US, Age: 19, test taken 30th April 2012


Oh great just 7 months and 5 days after I flipping well retire!!
Nick , UK, Age: 43, test taken 27th April 2012


Bugger
Chris S, UK, Age: 60, test taken 25th April 2012


Wow i didnt think id live that long... thats an ok age i guess
Rainee T, US, Age: 15, test taken 25th April 2012


:D
Rima, Russia, Age: 27, test taken 25th April 2012


ohhh no! I think I will die earlier this time u said! 77 years is too long for me!
Nila, Iran, Age: 25, test taken 24th April 2012


Can I buy more time?
Steve, US, Age: 52, test taken 23rd April 2012


What will I do till age of 85 ? isn't it too long? My opinion about life is to live it not to drag it.
Meena R, India, Age: 51, test taken 22nd April 2012


OH S***
Nick, Australia, Age: 14, test taken 18th April 2012


i dont like your website young lady/gentleman, i have been on this earth for almost 93 years and i dont approve of this tom foolery. good day.
C Menisquad, US, Age: 92, test taken 18th April 2012


That's awesome! Now I need to just get another heart and become a Time Lord!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!*rants*
A Shire, US, Age: 14, test taken 18th April 2012


Not soon enough
Carolyn, US, Age: 30, test taken 18th April 2012


Only God knows when my time is up. That is what I believe. However, I know I am on the correct path for my hubby and I are both trying to stay active and continue to lose weight and eat healthy. He quit smoking in 1994. (my suggestion but he did it) Awareness is heightened know about procrastinating on anything.
Judy S, US, Age: 69, test taken 16th April 2012


I hope I live long enough to get my pension and enjoy it
Justin, Canada, Age: 47, test taken 8th April 2012


I am scared.... hahahahah...... no-one can predict death in the world.
Rohit B, India, Age: 27, test taken 5th April 2012


I will be extremely pleased to live to your prediction of 86 years, obviously only if I stick to my present moderate way of living!
Carolyn, Spain, Age: 64, test taken 5th April 2012


Go f*** urself.....!
Neil, India, Age: 23, test taken 3rd April 2012


I Love this web side, very thanks to you; your true friend in my life! If you want any help, please contact me!
A Pradhan, India, Age: 31, test taken 3rd April 2012


This is very amazing and reassuring gadget. Congratulations for this amusing and unpredictable gadget.
J Caceres, US, Age: 82, test taken 2nd April 2012


No, no, no, I wanted to see the turn of the century...
R Jordan, US, Age: 15, test taken 2nd April 2012


wow...decent!
Jake, US, Age: 13, test taken 2nd April 2012


Didnt think i would live that long...
N Hodges, US, Age: 16, test taken 1st April 2012


is it real cuz im very optimistic wth negative thinking ...
K Jagpal, India, Age: 25, test taken 31st March 2012


Hi! I do smoke everyday without telling my parents is it not good for my life?
M Salone, India, Age: 12, test taken 31st March 2012


I got 25528 days 19 hours.... i'll be 93....da f*** i wanna be that old for??
Becca, US, Age: 23, test taken 30th March 2012


AS IF CUZ I COULD BE HIT BY A CAR ANYDAY!!!!!AND SOOOOO COULD U!!!!!
PANDA, Australia, Age: 14, test taken 29th March 2012


90 years old may be a bit longer,but no matter how long I live,we should treasure our lives and experience everyday meaningfully.
sinro, Hong Kong, Age: 19, test taken 29th March 2012


ahhhhhhhhhhhh im going to die
F Paull, UK, Age: 12, test taken 28th March 2012


last time i checked this i was gonna die at 42, thanks for the reprieve
dave, Canada, Age: 44, test taken 28th March 2012


I thought that if I don't drink and smoke I live long. But s*** is scares me coz my friend drinks and smokes and he's live more than me. How the hell is that possible??
V Nair, India, Age: 20, test taken 24th March 2012


As long as i can still smoke till i die im ok with livin 73 yrs lol
Ahmed A, Canada, Age: 19, test taken 21st March 2012


I... I... can't believe it i'm going to die soon.
Lisa W, US, Age: 15, test taken 19th March 2012


Hell no man i want to live longer
Tyler H, US, Age: 16, test taken 19th March 2012


OMG Is this true... coz i looked on another website and it said i die in 2075 and this says i die in 2084, Thanks
Roan, UK, Age: 10, test taken 18th March 2012


I felt some what uncomfortable knowing about my death
Vignesh , India, Age: 18, test taken 17th March 2012


NO ONE KILLS ME I KILL THEM ....COME AT ME BRO!!!
CHUCK NORRIS, USA, Age: 72, test taken 16th March 2012


Wow! I don't have to pay more any taxes!
Eduardo, Brazil, Age: 71, test taken 15th March 2012


This is funny and very cute!
Carrie, US, Age: 51, test taken 14th March 2012


Quite surprised that My heart failure which kills 75% within 5 years wouldn't have killed me a lot sooner, or the diabetes wouldn't have been a factor.
Paul, UK, Age: 43, test taken 14th March 2012


Hay friends I will die on: Saturday, 25th July 2076
Vijendra P, India, Age: 15, test taken 13th March 2012


Hopefully I live to be this old.....Maybe older im only 7 years away from 98. ;)
Katherine S, US, Age: 91, test taken 11th March 2012


I hope this is accurate.LOL HA HA I know its just something for fun probably though.
Macio D, US, Age: 55, test taken 11th March 2012


why in the **** would you put something so ****** ****** online
Breanna


good work grim reaper i will reward you for your good job, stealing souls and sending to me
LUCIFER 666


I have been smoking for 58 years, I've had 9 heart attacks and two open heart surgeries. I am 70 years old and living large. SOOOOOO Shove your death clock up your a**.
Steven


Don't want to reach 62! Will i get a couple of years knocked off if i increase the cigarettes?
Janet


Taiwan people live 93 years :O Omg I wanna be asian
Luke


The clock says I'll live to be 85 that's way too long for me. I'm going to start smoking, drinking, and having a more pessimistic attitude towards life.
Lana


Thats bull s*** i not gone die when im 68 how the f*** you know when im gone die. yeah right go kick rocks........
Anon


i'm so happy that i will die 92 years from now..OMG! i can't believe it!!!
Teranee


Im not afraid about dying but about being old,bso im happy when you predict i'm not going to live many years
Alicia


DAMN REAPER 60???? 60????? DAMN... Well pass the beer, I’m dehydrated cause of the weed.
Ricardo


You will live to be 68 years, 2 months and 1 days old - Well I think thats pretty good. Imma f****n party like hell till then
Marissa


as long as im not mudered im cool...... am i gonna get murded?
Bryan


Dat woz mad!!......sooo many years left wow!!
Rebecca


You have no say in when i die. God does. thats wut i thought.
Ben


When did the death clock say you were going to die Ed?
Yodasan2


am i realy going to die :(
Alison


this website is fu**ing good. o yes babby.
Shirley


Does lots of masterb***** shorten or extend my life expectency?? That should probably be one of the factors on the calculator
Jason


This website is AWESOME!!!! But also kind of depressing.....Thanks for the entertainment!
James


This site is fun. People are dumb for getting upset. It may not be 100% on track but its for fun. Come on people lighten up. This site is fun.
Katie


im already inmortal, so its really entertainment your web site, for me of course.
Ese


It says I am going to die at 79. I do not believe that. I'm a nonsmoker. I am 4ft 11in, 80lbs and 16 years old. I am NOT anerxic. I do eat a lot, I just happen to work out more. I'm in great shape and I believe I'm going to die older than that because i'm not like every other fat American who has love handles and likes to eat at McDonalds. *Shudders* Gross...
Cynthia


how am i going to die??
Nicole


can u predict pets deaths and can u predict when i get pie!
Joe


wat in dah world.. i die wen god tells mi its my turn..
Myndi


I want to know how i am going to die. Also i want to know how you know when i am going to die!!!!
Stacey


I love this web site it is really entertaining. thanks!
Roxanne


I think your death clock is a peice of c***, you have no evidence of when people are going to die, Theres not nearly enough question for the right answer.
Sean


Hey death clock guys, new to the site, just thought i will let u know im gonna live till im 74, woohoo! Oh im woohooing cause i like to get drunk most nights! Thanks an keep up the good work! Kev, age 18 from liverpool.
Kevin


You should a pregnancy calculator to see when you will get pregnant!
Izzy


Can you make me immortal? I don't want to die!!
Danny


Hey! This death calculator is totally accurate, I tested my Great-Uncle's Birthdate. (He was ill) I have to admit I wasnt going to believe he only had a few months, but he died only 2 days different from the calculation. FREAKY!
Jet McLeod


Thanks for the heads up for when im going to die but i still would want to know how im going to die. That would be awesome if you could predict that.
Nate Dogg


These are not from real people...they are from the publisher of this website.
Adam



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